Although the Red Sox hit the AL East basement this year, it’s been entertaining to see the Blue Jays excitement grow. The fanbase has been hyped since mid-July. They clinched the division (hey, it wasn’t the Yankees) and face the Texas Rangers in the division series.
Unfortunately, Toronto lost the first two games at home, so every game onward is a must-win. Fortunately, they were able to get the win at 5-1.
The Edmonton Oilers are in Texas since they play the Dallas Stars tomorrow. It’s pretty adorable to see Canadian teams pull for each other.
There are eight stars on the NFL’s logo. They stand for the long-term mental and physical trauma of its own people, the eagerness to lie about that trauma, the stubborn refusal to offer the assistance they deserve, the unmistakable contempt of women, the proud defense of a racial slur, the weird financial paradise of a for-profit disguised as a non-profit, the $168.57 a schoolteacher spends on his own supplies for his second-grade class because Roger needs tax money to pour some more concrete by the waterfront, and probably the Dallas Cowboys. It’s the uncommon ethical catastrophe that possesses both the gall and the organization to trademark itself.
breaking madden: going hard as hell AND being the funniest shit on the internet
Trufax. I’m such a wreck about Sunday but Breaking Madden has been a great distraction. It’s entertaining and the animated gifs are hilarious.